{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"clayinthecarpet's status on Thursday, 21-Nov-13 19:55:52 UTC","author_name":"clayinthecarpet","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/clayinthecarpet","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3136144","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29830\" class=\"url\" title=\"Awl Derpy\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">awlderpy<\/span><\/a><\/span> Oddly enough, I have a gym membership. I simply don't want to gain any muscle mass right now, though I realize how counter-productive that is because lean muscle mass burns fat, etc."}