{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Firebalt (firebalt)'s status on Friday, 22-Nov-13 01:13:14 UTC","author_name":"Firebalt (firebalt)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/firebalt","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3136764","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1768\" class=\"url\" title=\"Dissociated\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">snowcone<\/span><\/a><\/span> why dont you make a giant catapult and launch yourself as far as you can or launch a rock and hit someone"}