{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Bit Shift (bitshift)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Nov-13 01:12:09 UTC","author_name":"Bit Shift (bitshift)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bitshift","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3143580","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/31214\" class=\"url\" title=\"Clayton Richardson\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">deadmadness665<\/span><\/a><\/span> I'm convinced one day I'll actually be in the kitchen covered in maple syrup. Because I'm pretty sure I <b>*am*<\/b> that clumsy."}