{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Ross (FlamingPandaOMG) (theyurityphoon)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Nov-13 06:53:25 UTC","author_name":"Ross (FlamingPandaOMG) (theyurityphoon)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/theyurityphoon","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3144019","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/30339\" class=\"url\" title=\"Cameron\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">fuzzypony<\/span><\/a><\/span> I mean, I'm sure if I took the knife and swung it down point first into my hand, it'd hurt like hell, but it can't even stab me because they purposely remove the point."}