{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"clayinthecarpet's status on Thursday, 28-Nov-13 00:55:39 UTC","author_name":"clayinthecarpet","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/clayinthecarpet","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3147556","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29531\" class=\"url\" title=\"self appointed children on RDN representative\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">trixie4president<\/span><\/a><\/span> I was just about to tell you, &quot;If you're 5'11&quot; and 85 pounds, you're likely dead.&quot;"}