{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"clayinthecarpet's status on Friday, 06-Dec-13 08:14:33 UTC","author_name":"clayinthecarpet","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/clayinthecarpet","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3162861","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/31505\" class=\"url\" title=\"Pixisticks Gaming\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">pixisticks<\/span><\/a><\/span> Dude I have like inch-and-a-half long nipple hair. Sometimes I just yank it out, but I hear that won't make it stop growing and I don't want to shave it because...well...I shaved my armpits once and long story short? Yeah, you itch until you bleed. Don't do that."}