{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Rarity (rarity)'s status on Saturday, 07-Dec-13 10:01:51 UTC","author_name":"Rarity (rarity)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/rarity","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3164874","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/30012\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">oracle<\/span><\/a><\/span> you know why they call it the Xbox One?  Because you turn one degree and walk away"}