{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Dec-13 00:20:12 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3172328","html":""Son, you don't watch porn on your phone, do you?" "Well I'm not going to download any viruses to a computer.""}