{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Mr. Dat Polish Guy (datpolishguy)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Dec-13 00:42:00 UTC","author_name":"Mr. Dat Polish Guy (datpolishguy)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/datpolishguy","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3172367","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/17847\" class=\"url\" title=\"Mr. Stromboli\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mrmattimation<\/span><\/a><\/span> I'm getting a feeling that the people who made my phone's web browser knew people would watch porn on it and thus didn't include private browsing"}