{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Mr. Dat Polish Guy (datpolishguy)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Dec-13 02:36:03 UTC","author_name":"Mr. Dat Polish Guy (datpolishguy)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/datpolishguy","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3174632","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/30012\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">oracle<\/span><\/a><\/span> My dad has a Surface Pro 2, it's heavy as hell but it's so awesome."}