{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) (redenchilada)'s status on Monday, 16-Dec-13 15:11:06 UTC","author_name":"RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) (redenchilada)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/redenchilada","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3185701","html":"">TL;DR the CMC routine was chosen because it was effective propaganda to give their racist town a better image. The fact that their unicorn can't use magic and their pegasus can't fly is a bonus, because that's how Ponyville likes their specials; handicapped so they can't accomplush anything an earth pony couldn't do""}