{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Dec-13 23:09:32 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3188532","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29830\" class=\"url\" title=\"Awlkhalyan kza Pir Atakze, Awraky Kzatawe kza Nacyarzyi\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">awlderpy<\/span><\/a><\/span> Do you want the army, navy or air force? I'm fine with any as long as I get to keep the orbital weaponry."}