{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Thursday, 19-Dec-13 23:22:53 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3192586","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29817\" class=\"url\" title=\"YOU DON'T KNOW ME!\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">jakefromstatefarm<\/span><\/a><\/span> Yeah dude.  And the &quot;friendzone&quot; is still like, 'hey I get to spend a lot of time with you'?"}