{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Commodore (commodore)'s status on Monday, 25-Jul-11 21:25:22 UTC","author_name":"Commodore (commodore)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/commodore","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/319365","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2324\" class=\"url\" title=\"Matthew Lynch\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">captlynch<\/span><\/a><\/span> *activates molecular re-atomizer* Now, don't stand in front of live-fire weapons."}