{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)'s status on Sunday, 22-Dec-13 01:11:15 UTC","author_name":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/critialcloudkicker","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3196810","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/60\" class=\"url\" title=\"Scribus Caballus\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">scribus<\/span><\/a><\/span> Yes... They made Darwin awards anything but a special thing these days. I am pretty sure you could get one by picking up the wrong carton of milk at the supermarket ( ... Usually the one that states something like &quot;warning, may or may not kill you, your mileage may vary&quot; and emits an eerie strange green glow )"}