{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Lee (beatstrings)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Dec-13 20:55:50 UTC","author_name":"Lee (beatstrings)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/beatstrings","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3203017","html":"Found a note I wrote last christmas: "NEVER DRINK COKE ZERO ON AN EMPTY STOMACH, TOTAL HOLOCAUST"."}