{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Thursday, 26-Dec-13 06:44:29 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3206697","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/798\" class=\"url\" title=\"RedEnchilada\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">redenchilada<\/span><\/a><\/span> You always keep the 3D glasses and remove the lenses for sudden scenarios in which you need to disguise yourself as an 80s nerd stereotype or hipster."}