{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Rarity (rarity)'s status on Friday, 27-Dec-13 08:33:58 UTC","author_name":"Rarity (rarity)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/rarity","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3209390","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/6761\" class=\"url\" title=\"Princess Celestia\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">tia<\/span><\/a><\/span> look, from a health standpoint, you SHOULD at least.. finish every now and again.  let's go by your standards.  What if I a guy is really unlucky and can't get married?  is it just too bad, so sad, your nads are now mad and ruined?"}