{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Ross (FlamingPandaOMG) (theyurityphoon)'s status on Saturday, 28-Dec-13 07:42:39 UTC","author_name":"Ross (FlamingPandaOMG) (theyurityphoon)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/theyurityphoon","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3211456","html":"Furries shootin' eight ball<br \/>Throwin' darts at the wall<br \/>Feelin' damn near 10 ft. tall<br \/>Here she comes, Lord help us all<br \/>Ol' T.W.'s girlfriend done slapped him outta his chair<br \/>Poor ole fox, it ain't his fault<br \/>It's so hard not to stare<br \/>At that honky tonk badonkadonk<br \/>Keepin' perfect rhythm<br \/>Make ya wanna yiff along<br \/>Got it goin' on<br \/>Like Donkey Kong<br \/>And whoo-wee<br \/>Shut my mouth, slap your grandma<br \/>There oughta be a law<br \/>Get the sheriff on the phone"}