{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Jul-11 12:24:02 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleansparkold","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/321557","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1047\" class=\"url\" title=\"Erik Banner\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">communistprime<\/span><\/a><\/span> It's fun for the first couple of hours where you feel like Dr House, but after a while being yelled at by salespeople implying that not getting their email on their cellphones is a life or death issue gets reaaaaaaaally old."}