{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Mr. Dat Polish Guy (datpolishguy)'s status on Monday, 30-Dec-13 03:16:44 UTC","author_name":"Mr. Dat Polish Guy (datpolishguy)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/datpolishguy","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3216171","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/27915\" class=\"url\" title=\"Brendon\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">vt3c<\/span><\/a><\/span> Want me to like... call a ambulance or something?"}