{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matthew Lynch (captlynch)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Jul-11 18:03:25 UTC","author_name":"Matthew Lynch (captlynch)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/captlynch","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/322340","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2762\" class=\"url\" title=\"Billy &quot;Bronius Maximus&quot; Berning\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">orbitalfriendshipcannon<\/span><\/a><\/span> and the power cell only needs to be recharged once every 300,000 years."}