{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jeff Stathers (dusty)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Jul-11 18:05:24 UTC","author_name":"Jeff Stathers (dusty)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/dusty","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/322346","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2324\" class=\"url\" title=\"Matthew Lynch\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">captlynch<\/span><\/a><\/span> 300,000 years doesn't sound long enough."}