{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Thursday, 02-Jan-14 17:42:27 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3224092","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/27931\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">treesy<\/span><\/a><\/span> Oh dude, southern hemisphere summer Christmas season retail sounds like the worst thing.  You have my pity."}