{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Micheal Schlongcoptor (thatonestocking)'s status on Friday, 03-Jan-14 23:59:00 UTC","author_name":"Micheal Schlongcoptor (thatonestocking)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thatonestocking","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3227570","html":"So the company I work at is called Netspend and we sell pre-paid debit cards to people who are afraid of banks and we got shown an example of one of the cards but it was bent in half and I couldn't stop laughing because Netbend"}