{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-14 11:58:57 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleanspark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3228580","html":"and have really, really, weird dreams. First, I dreamed that furries were running an evangelion style conspiracy to derail nuclear disarmament treaties. When I woke up from that, I dreamed that I was trying to stop some criminals, who, tired of my interference in their nefarious plans, kidnapped me, sedated me and performed surgery on me to turn me into a 10 y\/o girl. I continued to try and derail their plans anyway though"}