{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Friday, 10-Jan-14 22:44:36 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3240893","html":"Saw a #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/finelady\" rel=\"tag\">finelady<\/a><\/span> wearing zebra-patterned skinny jeans and I was like, &quot;David Lee Roth just called and he said, 'Keep it, girl! Cuz DAYUMN!' Then he did jump-splits and started rolling on the ground and pelvic thrusting so I hung up on him.&quot;"}