{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jonathan Burgess (ral)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Jul-11 04:53:38 UTC","author_name":"Jonathan Burgess (ral)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ral","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/324372","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1664\" class=\"url\" title=\"GentleGiant\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">princegentlegiant<\/span><\/a><\/span> There is a knife embedded in my chest, but can I have some cake?"}