{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-14 23:16:11 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleanspark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3246432","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/31239\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">clayinthecarpet<\/span><\/a><\/span> Hi, my name's [REDACTED] and I was being sarcastic. You've never seen a skit where a character is reeling off a list of their virtues and a bystander adds &quot;Modest too!&quot; before?"}