{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Thursday, 16-Jan-14 19:15:33 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3250744","html":"I really don't want to shave, shower, and goto work. I want to stay home and play Pokemon. I have zero business being labeled an adult."}