{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)'s status on Friday, 17-Jan-14 08:48:00 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleanspark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3251501","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2620\" class=\"url\" title=\"Dr. Adam Young, PhD\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">yodelerty<\/span><\/a><\/span> I'd have shaved for work but I really don't see why I should make myself look pretty for a group of people who make me want to kill myself"}