{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)'s status on Friday, 17-Jan-14 08:52:11 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleanspark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3251506","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2620\" class=\"url\" title=\"Dr. Adam Young, PhD\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">yodelerty<\/span><\/a><\/span> The thing is, I can't grow a proper beard, so I always look like a 14 year old who doesn't realise he needs to shave yet."}