{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) (redenchilada)'s status on Friday, 17-Jan-14 18:55:54 UTC","author_name":"RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) (redenchilada)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/redenchilada","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3251826","html":"#<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/disctop\" rel=\"tag\">disctop<\/a><\/span> Dash: Go fast, eventually pass the speed of light in fastness<br \/>Pinkie: Never stop partying<br \/>Flutters: Begin the Adopt-an-Animal program for lonely crocodiles<br \/>Applejack: Grow more apples<br \/>Rarity: Stop being worst pony<br \/>Twilight: 2560x1600<br \/>Background ponies: Gain sentience"}