{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)'s status on Friday, 17-Jan-14 19:59:29 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleanspark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3251879","html":"\u201cWe love your enthusiasm for our products, but those helicopters are for your own good and productivity. Please, stop taking them. Don\u2019t make us ask again, or we will have to do a number of unproductive things with your human form.\u201d\u201d"}