{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Friday, 17-Jan-14 23:54:25 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3252339","html":"All I'm saying is, Johnny Spaghettistain is over in Sweden beating the apples out of his 15-year old wife while his son watches, and Norman Normal can't even drive a car because they won't let him learn to."}