{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Saturday, 18-Jan-14 00:09:07 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3252358","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/18788\" class=\"url\" title=\"Robin W\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">rancidrob<\/span><\/a><\/span> Alright, hang on, let me amend my statement.<br \/><br \/>All I'm saying is, Johnny Spaghettistain is over in Sweden beating the apples out of his 15-year old <i>girlfriend<\/i> while his son watches, and Norman Normal can't even drive a car because they won't let him learn to.<br \/><br \/>But ok. You don't have to explain the 15 year-old thing, because that is not the topic at hand. (Also, moonshine? Really? Not everywhere in America is a prohibition-era hillbilly county, despite what ten year-olds on YouTube tend to imply.)<br \/><br \/>However, you still have not given any reason as to why an educated teenager who knows the ins and outs of driving should not be able to drive other than &quot;I don't trust them.&quot; You have said that 15 year-old sex is justified because they're educated in Sweden. Well, we're educated in America, too."}