{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) (redenchilada)'s status on Saturday, 18-Jan-14 01:02:30 UTC","author_name":"RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) (redenchilada)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/redenchilada","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3252464","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/17847\" class=\"url\" title=\"Mr. Stromboli\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mrmattimation<\/span><\/a><\/span> If I was sitting across the room from you I'd slap you senseless for that kind of talk. The only way I can say this is bluntly: grow a spine. I was the whiner in my freshman year of high school and I wasn't half as bad as you're being."}