{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"William (awlderpy)'s status on Sunday, 19-Jan-14 02:35:09 UTC","author_name":"William (awlderpy)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/awlderpy","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3253958","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/60\" class=\"url\" title=\"Scribus Caballus\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">scribus<\/span><\/a><\/span> Gotcha.  Maybe act like a telemarketer?  How well of a south Asian accent can you pass off?  (doesn't even require an accent but it proves more funny)"}