{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)'s status on Monday, 20-Jan-14 07:14:31 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleanspark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3256306","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/22012\" class=\"url\" title=\"Neuraria\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">neuraria<\/span><\/a><\/span> I think the female equivelant of &quot;Why doesn't he have bigger junk&quot; is constant, in some cases alarmingly aggressive, gay-shipping."}