{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Sam daphnes nohansen hyrule (awesam15)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Jan-14 02:27:23 UTC","author_name":"Sam daphnes nohansen hyrule (awesam15)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/awesam15","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3259687","html":"AS MY FIRST DECREE, ALL CHILDREN AFTER BIRTH WILL BE BAPTISED IN VATS OF RAMEN NOODLES IN HONOR OF THE GOD VISHYALLAHBRAMYBUDAHH, AND ALL FIRSTBORN BABIES SHALL BE GIFTED TO ME"}