{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Sam daphnes nohansen hyrule (awesam15)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Jan-14 02:34:19 UTC","author_name":"Sam daphnes nohansen hyrule (awesam15)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/awesam15","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3259707","html":"AS MY FIFTH DCREE, RANDOMWONDERBOLT WILL BE FORCEFED MY MOTHERS DELICIOUS APPLE PIES WHILE BEING THROEN INTO THE FIREY PITS OF MOUNT RUSHMORE WHILE LINK BEATS HER WITH SUPER MARIO"}