{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Rarity (rarity)'s status on Thursday, 23-Jan-14 03:36:36 UTC","author_name":"Rarity (rarity)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/rarity","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3261529","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/22012\" class=\"url\" title=\"Neuraria\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">neuraria<\/span><\/a><\/span> oh my god.  they're probably just tech-incompetent and used to how you can turn off the keyboard noise on an iPhone.  But also dense"}