{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"clayinthecarpet's status on Thursday, 23-Jan-14 04:54:23 UTC","author_name":"clayinthecarpet","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/clayinthecarpet","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3261695","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/27915\" class=\"url\" title=\"Brendon\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">vt3c<\/span><\/a><\/span> My cousin is a kung fu master and has told me ...a lot of things he probably should not have said. I know three ways to kill a man without having any physical strength at all. Four if you count physical strength and dedication. I know around 5 or 6 ways to screw you up and make you submit to me, though."}