{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Yifferooni (yifferooni)'s status on Thursday, 23-Jan-14 04:57:05 UTC","author_name":"Yifferooni (yifferooni)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/yifferooni","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3261700","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/27915\" class=\"url\" title=\"Brendon\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">vt3c<\/span><\/a><\/span> I spoke to my father's senpai. He taught me the key to the best waifu. And why I should never ship. Ever."}