{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Saturday, 25-Jan-14 02:51:43 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3264760","html":"&quot;\u267b @<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Dave Serpy\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> A UKIP councillor is blaming the recent flooding of parts of Britain on gay marriage. Guys. If I get married, I can have \/wicked weather powers\/&quot; I now understand why same-sex marriage is a threat to 'traditional' marriage - I would totally marry a dude to get superpowers. No question."}