{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Techdisk (techdisk)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jan-14 03:00:42 UTC","author_name":"Techdisk (techdisk)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/techdisk","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3270405","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28430\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ty\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">northernnarwhal<\/span><\/a><\/span> Why do people always only ever offer stuff to new members? as an Ontarian I want my free mini sandwich."}