{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"\u3070\u3063\u3070\u304b\u72ac\u3059\u3063\u597d\u304d\u3058\u3083\u3063\u3058\u3083\u306a\u3044\u3088 (bakasenpai)'s status on Sunday, 02-Feb-14 22:49:01 UTC","author_name":"\u3070\u3063\u3070\u304b\u72ac\u3059\u3063\u597d\u304d\u3058\u3083\u3063\u3058\u3083\u306a\u3044\u3088 (bakasenpai)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bakasenpai","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3280265","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/31935\" class=\"url\" title=\"isaiah smith\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">djhedgehog<\/span><\/a><\/span> in order to send a private message on RDN follow these steps. 1) Sacrifice a goat, spread the blood into the shape of the old one of your choosing. 2) subscribe to the user you want to pm. 3) acquire a human spleen. Burn it while invoking the wrath of your chosen old one. 4) Get the person you want to pm subscribed to you 5) find a local virgin. Blood necessary sacrifice not required (but prefered) 6) go to inbox. You're close now. 8) desecrate that which is pure. Make a blood contract with your chosen old one 9) click the drop down menu find the user you want to pm and send it like a normal dash"}