{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"scoot (scoot)'s status on Monday, 03-Feb-14 04:16:46 UTC","author_name":"scoot (scoot)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scoot","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3280997","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29640\" class=\"url\" title=\"celestiaisbestprincess\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">celestiaisbestprincess<\/span><\/a><\/span> I think army boats are so inanely boring that I struggle to come up with an apt description for how little that interests me"}