{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Thursday, 06-Feb-14 02:54:45 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3286432","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2706\" class=\"url\" title=\"a boring guy\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mushi<\/span><\/a><\/span> If God doesn't like parties, why was Jesus' first miracle water-into-wine?"}