{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Friday, 07-Feb-14 16:26:58 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3288704","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1768\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">snowcone<\/span><\/a><\/span> They wont even bother doing the orientation nonsense till I'm &quot;clean shaven&quot;... I haven't shaved since I was 19, I don't even own a razor and at the moment I can't even afford a pack of  cheap disposables, best I have is a trimmer that doesnt cut close enough to suit them..."}